Projects

Witness if you will. Squat.

I need a picture of a zombie with a shovel, or something. Perhaps a chainsaw... chainsaws are nice. Especially if you have a tree that really needs to come down. Now. Before it falls down. Say, on your house...

But anyhoo... this whole bloody garden is a project! And whaddya know; I ain't even working on it. Because, really, why would I? I have videogames to disect and operating systems to crush and databases to maul and a whole bloody plethora of plants that demand that they be watered.
And this one here, it just grew a leaf. Not that I sat watching it for days... for one, the thing didn't take days. It's a really fast grower, this one. Very nice plant...

But anyhow, move along. Nothing to see here...

Actual projects, though who would be silly enough to care?



Let's just put the ETA at eventually, if we may live so long, et cetera.