I need a picture of a zombie with a shovel, or something. Perhaps a chainsaw... chainsaws are nice. Especially if you have a tree that really needs to come down. Now. Before it falls down. Say, on your house...
But anyhoo... this whole bloody garden is a project! And whaddya know; I ain't even working on it. Because, really, why would I? I have videogames to disect and operating systems to crush and databases to maul and a whole bloody plethora of plants that demand that they be watered.
And this one here, it just grew a leaf. Not that I sat watching it for days... for one, the thing didn't take days. It's a really fast grower, this one. Very nice plant...
But anyhow, move along. Nothing to see here...